Literally pathetic singles girls party for people without a taylorswift follow: current population of 1
I feel like watching my dating life has become a bit of a national pastime, and I’m just not comfortable providing that kind of entertainment anymore. I don’t like seeing slide shows of guys I’ve apparently dated. I don’t like giving comedians the opportunity to make jokes about me at awards shows. I don’t like it when headlines read ‘Careful, Bro, She’ll Write a Song About You,’ because it trivializes my work. And most of all, I don’t like how all these factors add up to build the pressure so high in a new relationship that it gets snuffed out before it even has a chance to start. And so, I just don’t date.
New icon! Credit (couldn’t be bothered making my own this time)
Oh and I’m in such a dire need of a new icon. cbb making a new one but this one is so old D:
Today I was with the police (for my job) and I was talking to one of them, who is like, old, and he was talking about how his favourite song is Shake It Off AND I HADN’T EVEN MENTIONED TAYLOR SWIFT AND NOW HE IS MY BESTFRIEND
I keep telling him to use the all caps button sparingly but he simply will not listen.
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[logs into tumblr tomorrow morning] [taylor swift is pictured walking out of her home, looking straight into the paparazzi cameras with her bae lamp in her hand]
Taylor Swift is joining Tumblr fast
Well I stopped pickin’ up
taylorswift so like can i get your pumpkin chocolate chip cookie recipe or nah
taylorswift come on come on don’t leave me like this
I use different ones but this one is pretty solid.. Except that I don’t use milk chocolate chips, I use semi sweet or dark chocolate chocolate bars that I chopped up into different sized chocolate chunks.
taylorswift thanks homegirl you’re the best